"See, Daniel, this is why I like having dinner with your parents. Because where else would I be discussing how to sex an M&M?"
(We were discussing a new M&Ms candy commercial that features male and female M&Ms. Gendered M&Ms are a bit problematic, because it's not as if a blob of chocolate in a crunch candy shell has a lot of scope for secondary sexual characteristics. In the commercials, female M&Ms are identified by eyelashes. Which implies that with just a little mascara...)