"Ermfu" is what you get if you try to type "Wendy" with both hands shifted one key rightward off of the home keys. I just nearly signed a hastily composed email as "Ermfu".
I've so gotta use that as an alias somewhere.
Or maybe the world will quail before my mighty Erm-Fu!
I am in a silly mood today. I am sure you all would never have guessed this if I had not seen fit to reveal it to you.