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Discovering muscles you never knew you had... 
14th-Jul-2011 10:19 am
triangle, bizarre
After yesterday's workout, my armpit muscles are sore. That's what every woman wants from her workout routine, right? Toned armpits.

Consultation of anatomy texts suggests that the culprit is something called the coracobrachialis. Hello, coracobrachialis, I'm so pleased to meet you. Please mingle with the usual gang of complainers: tibialis anterior, gluteus medius, latissimus dorsi, pectoralis major, and the deltoid gang.

Okay, does anyone else think that "Pectoralis Major and the Deltoid Gang" would make a great band name?
14th-Jul-2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
I thought Pectoralis Major was a constellation.
14th-Jul-2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
"Hey, is that a neutron star on your chest, or did you just overdo it on the bench press?"
14th-Jul-2011 05:45 pm (UTC)
I imagine "Pectoralis Major and the Deltoid Gang" as being a scratch skiffle group made up of medical students. (Possibly Greg House played in it as a young'un?)
14th-Jul-2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
I like that idea!
14th-Jul-2011 06:40 pm (UTC)
I'd pay money just to see "The Deltoid Gang". I envision them as bodybuilders who secretly write soulful ballads and folk songs. Occasionally, they'd sing about their hard lives on the streets, and how fitness took them away from bad influences. :D
14th-Jul-2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, I like the idea of soulful bodybuilder folk too. That needs to exist somewhere.
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