April 18th, 2012

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Conversations We Didn't Have in Skyrim, Part 17

Previous installments under skyrim-conversations.

So, someone released a Skyrim mod on Steam that makes Farkas and Vilkas naked by default. Which seems only right and proper. (Alas, I think these mods only work on the PC version. I think XBox 360 users who want naked werewolf twins have to do it the old fashioned way, by leveling the hell out of their pickpocketing skills.)

Check the comments for howls of outrage and disgust from male gamers who are shocked and appalled that the bodies of men might be put on display for the gratification of women. This installment of Conversations We Didn't Have in Skyrim was written especially for you, boys.

Lydia and I are back from a little jaunt to take care of a few bandits. I open the door to Breezehome, contemplating a quiet evening. Maybe I'll read a little, do a little alchemy.

I'm not prepared for the sight that greets me as I enter the house. "Sweet Mother, what-!?"

Lydia rushes to my side, sword half-drawn, but sheathes it when she sees that there's no immediate threat. Just a very large number of dead deer stacked up in the kitchen. And Farkas and Vilkas, naked except for their loincloths, curled up on the hearth, fast asleep.
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