I got clumsily propositioned by a would-be pick-up artist at the Metal Alliance Tour show in San Francisco last night. I'm not sure which I found more amusing: his clumsy attempts at rapport building ("Can I tell you a truth? I know nothing about this band, but they seem pretty awesome."); his woefully transparent attempts to impress ("I used to be a very famous sculptor." I ask him which medium he worked in. "Oh, all of them." Riiiiight.); or his face-saving response to my declining to spend the night with him. ("It wasn't exactly an offer. I just wanted to know where I stand.")
At least he buggered off quickly and politely when I made it clear that I wasn't interested.
Seriously, though - who does this kind of thing at a Behemoth concert?